Why are cars magic?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Where does laundry go to college?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why was the cat so small?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?