Where does food go to take a nap?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the fish blush?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?