Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
Why was the computer cold at work?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
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