What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Where do surfers go to school?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?