Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What's the richest basketball team?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What is the strongest animal?