What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?