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Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

How was the wedding?

Why was the musician arrested?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?