Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do fish use for glasses?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?