What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How do you organize a space party?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
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