What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you call a hairless poodle?