I like telling Dad jokes.

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What did summer say to spring?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?