Why do bees buzz?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?