What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

How do you make a bandstand?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?