What do you call a magical reptile?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?