Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
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