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How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?