Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?