Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
It dug up all the bones!
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What animal floats best?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
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What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
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What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
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