What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
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Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's E.T. short for?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why was the broom late for school?
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