What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why was the cat so small?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What did the icy road say to the truck?