Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?