How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
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