Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?