How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why was the dog so popular?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
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