Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What is a plane full of male cows called?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?