What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Where are average things manufactured?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What's the laziest vegetable?