Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?