Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why are stones so good at music?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?