How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?