Where do mice leave their boats?

Where do tough ducks come from?

How much money does a skunk have?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?