What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What animal floats best?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?