What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
An octa-gone.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did one plate say to the other?
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