What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?