Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why did the frog starve?

What do cows say on NYE?