Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Big bass bands!
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why is furniture so generous?
Which bug is related to you?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
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