Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Big bass bands!
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
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