Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

How long do chickens work?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?