Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What season begins with a thud?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?