Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?