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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?