Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What vehicle works the hardest?

How does a barber get to work?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?