What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
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