What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why was the bee sad?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?