What do you give a pony with a cold?
Cough stirrup.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What math figure is also in the band?
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