How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?