What do you call a hairless poodle?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What do elves learn in school?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?