What washes up on miniature beaches?

What's the opposite of irony?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?