Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
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