What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Which animal is the most religious?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why did the fish blush?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?