Why are billionaires such good parents?

How are teens like cats?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

How does a taco bless the table?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?