What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What condiment has wings?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?