How do billboards talk?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What kind of bird can write?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What game do mice love to play?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?