What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Which animal is the most religious?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?