What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Where does water do all its banking?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Where do clowns go on vacation?