Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do insects learn at school?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?