What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What season begins with a thud?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?