Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
We had a discussion about roses.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
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