Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
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Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
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