What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What vegetables do librarians like?