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What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why do mice need oiling?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?