What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?