How do dog catchers get paid?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Which state has the best streets?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

How does a taco bless the table?