Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
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