Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Because they can't break the ice.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
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