Why do trees hate going to school?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do teachers do during summer break?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What reads and lives in an apple?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Which is the worst season?

Why was the bud so shy?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?