Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?