What school subject really rocks?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

How do you make a bear really angry?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?