Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
It's a swing state.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do insects learn at school?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
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