Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

How do bees get to school?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What's good for both poker and theater?