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How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

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What do you call siblings who love math?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

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