What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash.
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
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