What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
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Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What do bees chew?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
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