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Why is it hard to hire a clown?

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Why are babies so good at basketball?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

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