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Kettle™ chips.
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In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do rhinos charge?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
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