What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do ducks have for lunch?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do insects learn at school?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?