What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?