What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What do naked fish play with?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What animals love to close envelopes?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What bird is losing its hair?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

How does a cow do math?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?