What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

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What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?