My dad told me a joke about boxing.

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why was the dog so popular?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why is a computer so smart?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?