What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Families are like fudge.

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What does Rudolph call his wife?