Why is the piano so hard to open?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

How does a barber get to work?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?