What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Where do hamsters come from?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Which animal should never work for the government?