What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why is furniture so generous?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the goal post get angry?