What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Families are like fudge.

What stories are told by basketball players?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

How can you make 7 even?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?