What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

How do billboards talk?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?