Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What do cats wear to work?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What do you call a tired tree?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What boat is great at getting a deal?