Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?