Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What do cows say on NYE?