Which relative loves rice?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?