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Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?