Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
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