What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?