Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
What do you do when two snails fight?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
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What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
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