When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What did one plate say to the other?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

How much does freedom weigh?

Where do ants go to eat?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?