What shape is bad at driving?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?