What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's a cat's favorite song?
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