What did one plate say to the other?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why are fish such good architects?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?