What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

How does a taco bless the table?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?