What do fish use for glasses?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Where do surfers go to school?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?