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Why do two skunks argue?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What's the laziest vegetable?

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What do you call a lemon that cleans things?