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Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

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What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What kind of bird can write?

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What did the dentist say to the beaver?

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What did the tree say when autumn came around?

How do snowmen get information?