What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?