What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?