What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do little fish love to play with?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?