What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What time of day was Adam created?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?