What sweet treat never panics?
The marshmellow.
How does a taco bless the table?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
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