What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?