What sweet treat never panics?
The marshmellow.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
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