What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why are bakers also often hippies?