Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

How do you grill cheese?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What do fish do at parades?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?