Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What's a horse's favorite car?