Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?