What event do spiders love to attend?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Which family member has tusks?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?