What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
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