What do fish use for glasses?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?