What do ducks have for lunch?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

How do you get straight A's?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?