Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?