Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

My friend David had his ID stolen.