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SunChips®.
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Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
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