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Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

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Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?