Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
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