Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
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