Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What's the noisiest food?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
When do cows get tired?
What is the strongest animal?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!