What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?