What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How much money does a skunk have?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a tired tree?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
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