What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the painter say to the wall?
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