What do fish do at parades?
They wave.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why was the cow afraid?
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