What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What animal has the most fun?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

How does the moon cut her hair?