What do fish do at parades?
They wave.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger KingĀ®?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do basketball players order at Denny'sĀ®?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
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