What do fish do at parades?
They wave.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
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