Why should you not pamper a cow?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why are computers so good at golf?